Jeopardy, a Poem

Michael Richards is the new host
of JEOPARDY!
A controversial choice

First Episode at the Podium
Contestants:
pharmacist from OR,
teacher from PA,
& Returning CHAMPION
mailman from UT

Categories:
RUSSIAN LITERATURE | COMIC STRIPS | TRAVELS THROUGH TIME | W.A.P. | HOLLYWOOD SCANDALS | AFRICAN-AMERICANS

Returning Champion
“I’ll take African-Americans
for 200,
Michael.”

“This man is a nigger. He’s a nigger. Throw his ass out. He’s a nigger. He’s a nigger. A nigger, look, there’s a nigger.”

Returning Champion
“Who is
W.E.B Du Bois?”

“Correct. Pick again.”

Returning Champion
“African-Americans
for 400.”

“Fifty years ago this man would be upside down with a fucking fork up his ass.”

Pharmacist from OR
“Who is
Lebron James?”

“Correct!”

And it went on

for years and years